‘Twas the night before Christmas, on the consoles and PC.
All good girls and boys hope for games under the tree.
The controllers were charged via USB with care,
As gamers dream of adding their Christmas flair.
Rocket League was loaded, all through the land
Not a car was driving, though a game was planned
Together in warm sweaters we sat ready with glee,
As the game starts on the family 4KTV.
The timer counted down and it was time to do battle
we shot off from our places, and butted heads like mad cattle.
The ball went up into space,
and we drove underneath to get into place
The car jumped up as high as it could.
but missed the ball as I thought I would.
The ball shot towards our goal.
After this game all I deserve for Christmas is coal.
I knew this game was going to be a endeavor. and it seems to going on forever.
but out of the darkness a bright red car we saw
with st nicholas written on the side of the door
With a little old driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St Nick.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!
“Now, Dasher now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet On, Cupid! on, Donner and Blitzen!
To the top of the arena! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!
He boosted right up in the air,
with magic dust behind, which was rare
With a twist and a turn, he smashed the ball
I said to myself, this is going to be one hell of a brawl
one all is the score, and the time is ticking
St Nick is the guy is doing all the picking
This netted a goal, and St Nick got the kill
GJ’s and TY’s, were given as goodwill
And so our St Nick, got quite the lead
“GG, noob” their player decreed
He sprang to his car, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of sight,
“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!”
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Started The Welsh Gaming Network in hopes to create a safe and fun place for like-minded motivated gamers in Wales.